CYBER BULLYING IS NOT REAL. I’M SICK OF THE MEDIA INVENTING A NEW TERM EVERYTIME SOCIETY DEVOLVES. I’M SORRY GRIEVING MOTHER, BUT IF YOUR CHILD KILLED THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF SOMETHING SOMEBODY SAID ON FACEBOOK, BEFORE YOU GO AHEAD AND START RALLYING UP AGAINST THE NOSE-PICKING PIMPLE COVERED INTERNET TROLL THAT LIVES IN SOME SWEDISH BASEMENT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP AND ASK YOURSELF WHY IS MY CHILD SO HEAVILY INVOLVED IN SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL THAT THEY WOULD TAKE THEIR OWN LIFE BECAUSE OF IT. YOU CAN’T BLAME THE FUCKING INTERNET FOR YOUR SOCIALLY RETARDED CHILD. I’M NOT A PARENT, SO THAT MAKES THIS A LITTLE LESS POIGNANT, BUT TO ME, THIS ISN’T A PARENTING ISSUE, IT’S GODDAMN COMMON SENSE. IF YOU COULD PERSONIFY THE INTERNET, I WOULDN’T BE FUCKING FRIENDS WITH IT. “So what are you doing later tonight?” “PISSING ON YOUR CORPSE AFTER I BUTTFUCK YOU TO DEATH, FAGGOT!” “Alright I’ll talk to you later.”
*WAHHHH* “THEY’RE CALLING ME UGLY!” *CLICK* *CLICK* *TYPE* “Oh goodness I’m sorry Honey!” NEXT DAY *WAHHHH* *CLICK CLICK* “THEY KEEP MAKING FUN OF ME!” “They’re just jealous Honey!” NEXT DAY *WHY AREN’T PEOPLE NICE TO ME!?” UNPLUG THE FUCKING COMPUTER! GO OUTSIDE, TAKE A WALK, MEET SOMEBODY NICE, GET TOGETHER FOR SOME COFFEE, TRY TO GET TO KNOW THEM BETTER, GO OUT ON YOUR FIRST DATE, HAVE AN AMAZING TIME, BECOME BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND, FALL IN LOVE, GET ENGAGED, GET MARRIED, BUY A HOUSE, HAVE KIDS. . .THEN FIND OUT THEY’VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU THE ENTIRE TIME . .THEN KILL YOURSELF FOR A MUCH MORE LEGITIMATE REASON!
FUCKING PERSPECTIVE YET?!
FUCKING FINE!
EVEN BETTER, FILE A MOTHERFUCKING POLICE REPORT. “Okay so let me get this straight, every day, from the comfort of your own home, hundreds of complete strangers you’ve never seen nor met mercilessly harass you on the internet?” *Sniffle* “Yeah, and every couple of minutes I go back and check and they’re still there saying real mean things.”
I WAS BULLIED AS A CHILD, PEOPLE PUSHED ME DOWN AND CALLED ME FAT AND SAID THEY WANTED TO FUCK MY MOM. WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID? I WENT HOME AND CRIED THEN HAD SOME ICE CREAM. BUT I FUCKING DEALT WITH IT. “OH MY GOD THESE CYBER BULLYS ARE CAUSING OUR KIDS TO KILL THEMSELVES! WE NEED TO PUT A STOP TO PEOPLE BEING MEAN ON THE INTERNET!”
WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO START SEEING MORE THAN 20% OF THE PROBLEM? “OH MY GOD, INNER-CITY SHOOTINGS HAVE GONE UP, NO MORE GUNS!” “KIDS ARE SMOKING WEED IN SCHOOLS?! MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR WAR ON DRUGS!” “WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ECONOMIC CRISIS? CUT SCHOOL FUNDING AND RAISE GAS PRICES!” “HOLY SHIT! YOU’RE SEVERLY DEPRESSED? TAKE THIS PILL! ‘.. but I want to deal with my problems.’ “FUCK, THEN TAKE THIS PILL TOO!”
Holy Shit that's a lot of Fucks.
I had more but I'm tired.
Rant Over.
